Quotes From "On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay" By Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for...
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It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that...
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Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he...
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A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.
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Some men do not know the father of 'their' children. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of...
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Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl...
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Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants. Mokokoma Mokhonoana